Go now and get some iron on transfer printer paper and follow the directions. You will be the coolest kid on the block what with a hairy dude coming out of your pants…uh… yeah. Honest, super cool.

Looks like a hell of a good way to spend a weekend.

Real life vintage cheesecake babe Yvette Vickers who acted in the movie [i]Attack of the 50ft Woman[/i].

Don’t worry, the exercises are silent! Your girlfriend will never suspect a thing, really. At least not until you start demanding respect with that new deep hulk of a voice!

Yes please.