You know the guy that drives this has a suit covered in buttons. Not the 1 inch band buttons, but the keeping jackets and your pants up buttons. Thousands of them. And his name is Leslie.

Black cars are waay cooler than anything else.

Dear god I hope my imagined reality does not inlude white water horses in the beginning throes of foreplay.

Pretty cool car at a local show. Crazy low and sounded pretty badass. Didn’t get a chance to talk to theguy because as he was leaving some douche bag in a brand new Corvette did a burnout in the middle of the street, showering my friend and his kid with gravel. Total fuckhat. Oh well, he had a receeding hairline and looked like all he had in life was his gay new car.

Roadfood: 2 corndogs, beef jerkey, apple, Tiajuana Mama. The apple is just for show. Tiajuana Mama however will not be soon forgotten. The label boasted 300% hotter. Hotter than what? No refrence was given. It was a pickled sausage, and it was horrific. A texture that was far more paste like than meat should be and yes it was hot. Real hot.

Absolutely the best hot day, tramping through a dusty town in Mexico treat there is. Cucumbers with fresh squeezed Lime and chili. Fantastic.

I started building a new deck at the house. As I was digging one of the post holes, I found this Pirate. I’m not too sure what’s gonna happen now. I didn’t find any booty, but I wonder If I’m close. Are the rest of the Pirates gonna come looking for it or worse, me? I’m no fool, I don’t want to fuck with Pirates.

In California, even the garbage cans are cool. This was at a shop called The Garage Company. Very very cool stuff.

Remember when I said that I saw the coolest aircleaner ever, well this one is just abit cooler.

Hmm, what to choose, what to choose…..I think I’ll go for the heart shaved into my hair. Yes that is it! That way when I am walking away, the ladies will know me as the man with a heart.